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krang and storbarrys

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It's gonna rain whales today, Jamie Santos thought.

She took out her red umbrella (for shielding herself against falling whales) and wore her red shoes (for stepping on fallen whale carcasses) and went outside for a smoke.

She sat on the curb and practiced her ninja-style smoke-slicing-smoke technique, shown here in this artwork. Little did she know that, while being immensely pleased with herself, it would be the last thing she would ever get to do.

Because Jamie Santos was gonna die within the next two paragraphs.

It was tiny mistake, all things considered, like wearing a mismatched pair of socks or putting mayonnaise on your sinigang instead of soy sauce. In this case, however, it was a tiny mistake that had cost her her life: she brought out the wrong color umbrella.

The red umbrella was very effective against falling whales... but only against falling whales. Unfortunately, it didn't rain whales that day. It rained pandas. And thusly had Jamie Santos met her demise, crushed under the weight of a hundred pandas, futilely clutching her whaleproof, but not pandaproof, umbrella.

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A friend asked me to draw something for her to practice Photoshop on.

So I drew this.

Thing is after scanning it, I thought, "Heck, might as well have a little go at it."

I also thought I'd use red and pink, because said friend hates said color combination.

So I put flats on it, but didn't finish coloring. And used the colors red and pink. End of story.

See the friend's artwork here [link]
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Not sure what it is, but something really draws me to this.<3